Life as a Mom

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My sons, two minutes after breakfast ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
When I come out of the bathroom after being in there for
exactly 21 seconds ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
Two minutes after lunch ... 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 







 
 
The minute the kids realize I am on the phone ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Every day, even all winter ...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
Dinnertime ...
 
Every!  Single!  Night!
There's always at least one whiner-baby!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Two minutes after dinner ...



 




 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

 (reposted from my other blog)

 

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Deciphering a Calvinist Church's Statement of Faith

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(This is taken from How to Tell if a Church, Pastor, or Website is Calvinist , with some additions at the bottom.  Remember that this is only my opinion, my assessment, and my suggestions, based of what I've learned about Calvinism so far.) A church's Statement of Faith tells you a lot about the theology of that church.  But some Calvinist churches are careful to hide their Calvinist views because they know it's controversial and might scare people off.  So they might be very careful with their wording and will not clearly identify themselves as "Calvinist" or "Reformed."  Sometimes it takes reading between the lines - being able to identify the "covert Calvinism" - to know if the church is Calvinist or not.  1.   First off, pay attention for one or more of these kinds of words and phrases:  election, predestination, decree, ordains or fore-ordains, sovereignty or sovereign control, "doctrines of grace," covenant theology, reforme...
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Updated: Alana L. 5P (conflations: natural vs moral)

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[I redid Point #5 and #6 in the Alana L. series on my other blog (and re-lettered the posts).  But instead of going back and changing the already-posted points on this blog, I'll just add the posts in their own little "series."]  Point #5 still :   P:  "Sovereign, sovereign, sovereign, sovereign."   Natural vs Moral On a slightly different track:  If you listen closely when Calvinists talk about God's "sovereign control" over things, they'll often emphasize His control over nature, even bringing up verses about it.  And since we agree that God caused/controlled something like a storm or famine or illness at some point in biblical history, Calvinists will then make us think that we must also agree that He causes/controls human decisions and moral evils too.  That if we accept one, we must accept the other. Vincent Cheung  ( The Problem of Evil ):  " God controls not only  natural events , but he also controls  all human aff...
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When Calvinists say "But predestination!" (tiny, bare-bones version)

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[Here's the tiniest version of my "But predestination!" post.  The short version with more memes and quotes and information can be  found here , and t he longest version (a series of posts full of many more Calvinist comments, my Calvinist ex-pastor's sermons, and my replies to them, written for my own amusement and for my ex-church) can be found by  starting here .  But this tiny version includes only the most basic parts you need to know, with a few memes and quotes thrown in to spice it up and prove my points.  (I know this could be much tinier, but Calvinism has so many bunny trails, so many interlocking ideas, that it's hard to address one part without addressing more.  So this is as comprehensively tiny as I dared to make it.) ] At the heart of Calvinism is predestination and God's sovereignty (among other things, like "total depravity"), which according to Calvinism essentially amounts to:  "God preplans and controls everything, even sin ...
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Calvi-god's Will: Children Deserve What!?!

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(FYI: There will be lots of posts on Calvinism coming up in the next months, with some non-Calvinism ones sprinkled in between.)   I updated my comment on the R.C. Sproul Jr. quote in my post  "But Calvinists don't say God causes sin and evil!"   (which, incidentally, was featured in a  "reddit reformed" post ) .   And as usual, I made it much longer, adding more quotes (quotes I've posted in other places, so feel free to skip them if you've read them before).  But it's important stuff, the bottom-line of Calvinism (which is why I want them all together in one place and why I re-quote them often, as needed - because Calvinists' own words make the best case against them).    And I figured I'd repost my new comment here, too, because it's a whole post all on its own.  (Also  see my post  Thank you, reddit/reformed. I'm honored! ) 1. R.C. Sproul Jr.  (Almighty Over All) :   “God  wills  all things tha...
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Satan, the Father of Lies

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"You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desire.  He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him.  When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."   ( John 8:44 ) Have you ever really thought about this verse before, about what it means for our lives, practically-speaking? Satan is the father of lies.  Therefore, every time we tell a lie or believe a lie, we are aligning ourselves with Satan, essentially calling him "father."  And aligning ourselves with Satan opens the door to demons, to evil, to demonic attacks, to more lies, etc.  It takes us out from under the protection of God and makes us vulnerable to Satan and his schemes.  And the longer we live with those lies or the stronger we hold onto them, the more numb we get to the Holy Spirit.  And the more numb we are to the Holy Spirit, the deeper we will go into sin and in...
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My Understanding of the "End Times"

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(a repost from earlier)             I wrote a section for Christians about “The End Times” in the Bible study I wrote.   But I wanted to write a shorter, easier-to-understand version for everyone else.   With all the hurricanes, earthquakes, “cash-less” technology, terrorism, martyring of Christians, people’s rebellion against everything God stands for, disease epidemics, the technology to put little radio transmitters into people’s hands containing their information, the various celestial events, a fast-approaching “one-world system,” a brewing civil war, a brewing world war, the events surrounding Israel and Jerusalem, etc., it seems like a good time to post this.  As I said in an earlier post, I think God's drawing lines in the sand , telling us to pick which side we want to be on, because He's coming back soon.             And no … contrary to a ...
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Spiritual Warfare: Satan's Schemes #4 (vulnerable in bad times)

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In the bad times Not only are we vulnerable to demonic attacks in the good times, but we're also vulnerable when we're in our deepest, darkest times, when the trials and tragedies make us feel broken-down, fragile, exhausted, and hopeless.  (Definitely been there!)   Satan will kick us when we're down, taking advantage of our exhaustion and weakness, trying to get us to doubt God and His Word, to give up on Him in despair, to blaspheme Him, or to act outside of His Will in some way, taking matters into our own hands.   Goodness gracious, just look at what he did to Job in the Bible!  Relentless.  And Job was a godly man who didn't invite these attacks by disobeying or neglecting God.  So imagine how much more vulnerable a less godly person would be.   [I wonder if that's why Job's friends accused Job of sin, of doing something wrong to invite God's severe discipline.  They just didn't want to believe that a righteous man could get a...
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Links To "Impossible Questions for Calvinists"

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From Hoppers Crossing Christian Church, here are some interesting, thought-provoking questions that Calvinists can't satisfactorily answer, and this should make any thinking person doubt the legitimacy of Calvinism.  [However, remember that Calvinist leaders don't really want you going around "thinking" too much, contemplating these conundrums.  That's why they always resort to "Well, we can't understand it, so we just have to accept it.  If you question this, then you're questioning God.  You only have three options about what I'm telling you: ignore it, get angry about it, or accept it.  And humble people have no problem accepting it and submitting themselves to God's sovereignty (hidden meaning: 'submitting themselves to  MY  view of God's sovereignty')."  This sounds more like a cult leader than a godly, Spirit-filled church-leader.] Impossible Questions for Calvinists, Part 1 Impossible Questions for Calvinists, Part 2...
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