Life as a Mom

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My sons, two minutes after breakfast ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
When I come out of the bathroom after being in there for
exactly 21 seconds ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
Two minutes after lunch ... 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 







 
 
The minute the kids realize I am on the phone ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Every day, even all winter ...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
Dinnertime ...
 
Every!  Single!  Night!
There's always at least one whiner-baby!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Two minutes after dinner ...



 




 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

 (reposted from my other blog)

 

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[Yes, I know this is sarcastic, a little spicy and snarky, but I'm okay with that.  Someone's gotta say it.  For the text-only version, no memes,  click here .   For the memes only,  click here .  For the links only,  click here .  Also,  I broke this long post down into smaller posts, so click here for all the links to the individual posts in the  "Things My Calvinist Pastor Said" series .  All memes were created with  imgflip .  (This was updated in July 2020 , and it's being updated again in late 2025, early 2026.)] The inevitable has finally happened, the day we hoped would never come: The day we officially resigned from our church because of our pastor's dogmatic Calvinist preaching (May 20, 2019).   (From now on, I will try to call him our "ex-pastor."  And for the record, it was an Evangelical Free Church, which are being  taken over by Calvinism  all over the place.  So be wary an...
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